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Every time they repainted the lines on the road you would have to buy a new car.

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Occasionally your car would die on the freeway for no reason, and you would just accept this, restart and drive on.

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Occasionally, executing a maneuver would cause your car to stop and fail and you would have to re-install the engine. For some strange reason, you would accept this too.

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You could only have one person in the car at a time, unless you bought "Car95" or "CarNT". But, then you would have to buy more seats.

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Macintosh would make a car that was powered by the sun, was reliable, five times as fast, twice as easy to drive - but would only run on 5 percent of the roads.

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The Macintosh car owners would get expensive Microsoft upgrades to their cars, which would make their cars run much slower.

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The oil, gas and alternator warning lights would be replaced by a single "general car default" warning light.

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New seats would force everyone to have the same size butt.

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The airbag system would say "are you sure?" before going off.

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If you were involved in a crash, you would have no idea what happened.