From Auto Week Magazine

10	All "H" emblems to be replaced with Calvin peeing on a Chevy symbol.
9	All body gaps changed to one inch.
8	Honda to do away with stringent "no parts falling off" policy.
7	New Civic hatchback to be offered in LX, EX, Si and Boss 302 models.
6	Next-generation Accord to incorporate mutant fish-like styling.
5	Quality is now Job One. (Jobs Two and Three are drinking coffee and following the Detroit Red Wings.)
4	New Honda idea: "Less welds, more glue."
3	New note to be added to all drawings: "Suckiness of this part to be left to supplier's discretion."
2	Jeff Gordon's face printed on company bathroom tissue.
1	Two words: "Festiva 2004.